Slim Shady (The Real Slim Shady) Lyrics

May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced throwing her over furniture It's the return of the oh wait no way you're kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement Will the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up